Dear L'Oreal,
Holiday greetings and shit. I am writing to let you know that "Light ash brown" is a misleading name for your product L'oreal Preference b 71. After carefully viewing my resulting haircolor, I'd like to suggest a like to suggest a potential, but not exhaustive, list of more accurate names for the product:
Vomited yam.
Chemo treatment.
Dennis Rodman.
Tetanus shot.
Loch Ness Monster.
I promise to suggest more names as they occur to me.
Hilary
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I like yams. Chemo patients don't usually have hair. Let's forget about Dennis Rodman, OK? Tetanus shots are actually clear.
The Loch Ness Monster sounds hot. I had dreams about that mysterious thing from a young age. Monsters are cool.
it is not that bad, a redish brown...
but you are changing it now while I am talking on the phone with you and typing this.
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