Hours awake: 42
Special hallucinatory insights:
1) String theory people think that the 6 invisible dimensions are "curled up" in Calabi-Yau shapes. That is inaccurate. What is really going on with those extra six dimensions is that they are asleep.
2) How I know this is by looking at the mysterious ratio of missed sleep (in hours) to finished academic work.
The extra time spent awake should yeild more total pages of academic work in a classical physics universe. But in the observable universe, there is a limit problem of rapidly diminishing returns.
By the Chain Rule, there must be a composite function hanging around to cause that regression. Clearly this is caused by particles of the graduate student slipping into the Calabi-Yau spaces to sleep for tiny interstices of time. Which explains why people who are tired appear to be "blurry".
Hilary
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