Wednesday, April 06, 2005

curly hair and God

More illogical pinchbraiding advice: "leave out a canopy of hair to cover the braided roots".

That sooo sounds like something God would say to console His chosen people:

Now I am going to put a mark on your soul because you have a refractory nature. And the mark will be: curly hair. But take heart, because I will give ye way cool ways of coping with this problem such as the sticky wax, the thick conditioner that also tastes good, the relaxer, and the cute open-ended pinchbraid for crafting extensions (for it is kosher to straighten *other* people's hair).

BUT you must promise me to always leave the top layer of your hair out so that (after all this) nothing has changed but the confidence of knowing that your hair is perfectly straight *underneath*.

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