Wednesday, November 30, 2005

my professional

My assigned counselor at Educational Accessibility Services is a
blind African-American woman with a PhD in a technical field.

There is a nerf elephant on her desk that you can throw and
hit. She says that mostly administrators, not students, "use" (i.e, assault) the elephant when they come in.

She strongly recommended that I get my own stuffed animal to oppress.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have a stuffed penguin. He has been treated very badly.

Anonymous said...

I also have an foamy eyeball that rides in my car.

Hilary said...

Despite living out of a plastic bag in a dumpster for 2 months, Agnes the sheep continues to thrive.

Sometimes I have to close my eyes and cover her with a pillowcase, but then I am the one who ends up hugging my own knees on the floor.

Anonymous said...

smothering is not considered to be a humane method of euthanasia... there isn't really a best method.

Agnes the undead.

Hilary said...

Show me on your penguin where the ticket touched you. :>