Wednesday, October 12, 2005

cruel fate

I am allergic to bread.

7 comments:

Kat in da Hat said...

OMG....that is my worst nightmare! Sorry!

neal said...

Dude, Hil you eat bread like it was going out of style. I will never forget the time at my house when over the course of a few hours you at 3/4 of a loaf, by yourself!
If you over do something your system goes out of whack or rather into whackiness.
funny, I can barely eat eggs thanks to the Atkins fad; I ate 'em like two meals a day for weeks, then I quit the diet and and they started making me sick. I eat eggs once a week now, no more.
No bread, wow that is fucking crazy! You are going to die, but you will be thin when you do.

Anonymous said...

i notice beer is on the list of "foods to omit". :(

Hilary said...

Neal, you're such a puritan dork of an atheist: I didn't get it from eating too much bread!

neal said...

Not puritan--and by the by you know very well I'm a reformed baptised Catholic agnostic--but Greek. Golden Mean, eunomia, balance in all things.
Of course I am full of shit, duh, but I do think it is funnny, it would be like me suddenly alergic to... talking shit!
Hahahaha,
My beer is now safe!
I mean, I am soooo sorry hily. Just say the word and I'll get that mercy act underway right away, I'll make my reservation for a cell next to Dr. Jack.
Realy and truly punkin, that does suck.
What will you eat?
I mean really, what?
Rice, potatoes, good thing your more or less back on meat.
No herbal tea! No prepared soups, no commercial salad dressings, no instant coffee (a good thing)...
At least you never had seizures, although "behavioral changes" explains much...

Hilary said...

Neal,
Your beer is not safe at ANY time.

Jeez. And all this time, I thought I was allergic to YOU.

Whoa, we're not gonna go too crazy omitting foods: start with the grains and then, if necessary, omit foods with lower wheat content if necessary.

I told my doctor that that was the plan.

I mean, I TOLD him. :>
love
Hilary

neal said...

haha, I knew it was impossible, no woman is allergic to me, it is all in *all* of their heads. Let the defense (apology) of neal commence.
There is a quiet nearly absolute concordance of circumstance and response.