Tuesday, June 28, 2005

not that anyone cares

I sank in the chair. 4 more weeks, I said, and then I can wear the hair god protectively gave my welsh ancestors to blend in with the sheep and not be eaten by Britons.

you know the story said the girl who cuts my hair, if you can sit still while I take it out, you can wear your natural hair.

I sank more, remembeering that hair extensions were supposed to be a 2 week expirment for me last year. But I couldn't sit still to have them unextended, so we just kept gradually maintaing what is there.

do you have any evidence to support the idea thtat in 4 weeks you will be able to sit stull while I take the knots out

no

then you can expect the same thing to keep happening

I started feeling really really bad about myself, and then a smart idea happened in my mind. The smart idea is to shave my head and start over and just wear someone elses' hair NOT attached to my head for 4 weeks and then simply stop wearing the other persons' hair. I got this idea from the book I am reading.

So that's what I did. And I'm extremely proud of my decision. And of this custom made hairpeice. It's feather light and feels like a terrycloth tee. It looks expensively real.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey I'm reading, I care. So you are like..bald..now and are wearing other people's hair? Ack. You know oddly enough I bet you can pull that off if anyone can. Not me though..no wigs fit my head. Nor hats.

Hmm, was I the soybean or something? Anthropomorphic Soybean? Soylent Soybean? Hmmm.

Mistress Soybean, Queen of Camelot.