Thursday, June 09, 2005

Last night I was having an imaginary conversation with

Jesus and he said if you ditch that elephant and follow me, I will give you everlasting life.

Great, I said miserably: with Jesus I could never be granted relesease from samsara, the wheel of everlasting life and death.

Awww naaaaaw, said Jesus, you misunderstand me. I mean an everlasting life in which you help me rule the universe from heaven?

Rule? I said, from above? So now you want me to become an oppressor? Jesus, Christ. Why don't I just run away and join the British Raj?

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