Were you pulling a George Costanza moment, by running at a bunch of birds to make them fly away. Don't pick on creatures smaller than yourself; they may gang up on you! (especially cats, I know I've heard Kemmit and Sugar planning sneak attacks on you the next time you come over--fortunately their brains are more like two pairs of peach pits fused together than two puddles of custard capable of thought, so they probably no longer remember the conversation; but still, the point is still valid.)
Or were you trying to pay the birds to sit still so you could draw stick figures on them?
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Were you pulling a George Costanza moment, by running at a bunch of birds to make them fly away.
Don't pick on creatures smaller than yourself; they may gang up on you!
(especially cats, I know I've heard Kemmit and Sugar planning sneak attacks on you the next time you come over--fortunately their brains are more like two pairs of peach pits fused together than two puddles of custard capable of thought, so they probably no longer remember the conversation; but still, the point is still valid.)
Or were you trying to pay the birds to sit still so you could draw stick figures on them?
lmao, to use a tired expression. :> H
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