rant

Chrissake. I should be able to stupid trust [wheeze] my stupid brain [wheeze]to keep me alive while I sleep.

That one thing that happened:

It makes more sense from the standpoint of an impartial observer.

TV

I love TV! It's like having a roomate with a closed head injury.

Muzio Clementi unplugged

Szokoly's recording of the 6 Progressive Sonatinas [op 36] confronts the music world with these shocking revelations:

#1: You are not the only person in the world who has heard the sonatinas.

#2: The sonatinas are not the exclusive property of the Suzuki method of piano study.

#3: A grown-up named Bholslav Szokoly plays the sonatinas for his job.

and I saw the movie Osama

Any time I am romantically involved with a man, I steal his pyjamas. And then when the man is gone and I'm going out to get a burrito, I pull the toggles on the fubu hoodie around my face and put on the boy pyjamas and swagger down Vernor looking tres menacing in the dark.

also I am reading a book by

John Irving, because each and every girl I am friends with has a book by this man in her bedroom. Down to the last girl. So I want to understand the magic ["Hilary, there's no *magic* in the book!" Sharon]. The first page is about a young man's complex relationship with his mother. I'm really more of a Harry Potter person.

so anyway

[yawn].I am going to do something very interesting with my hair.

...

Given her static position on the big white couch, you would never have guessed that Hilary was headed for trouble.

"and now that I'm back, I have a few things to say"

mumbled Hilary in the big house: "First of all, must I chose between my dignity and an idiotic stuffed sheep in every scene?".

I guess that I just got

homesick.