Monday, February 06, 2006

ow:

my soul hurts from hating the suburbs every morning.

2 comments:

neal said...

the Dali Lama says that one can enhance the 'muscles' of one's soul. Simply practice and increase the frequency or difficulty. For instance, try going 30 seconds without thinking anything negative about anyone, then try a minute, etc.
By living in the suburbs and driving in the traffic you are preparing to become seriel killer or high ranking memember of the corp/gov ruling meritocracy.
Give into your hate, come over to the dark side and we'll rule the universe as Sheep and Goatee.

neal said...

i invent a new word "memember", and no one even bothers to slam it. Rough crowd. Maybe it should be hyphenated... Me-member.