I did it: That is, I successfully composed a note replacing every "Go away! Stop bothering me!" with statements in the pattern of When you (blank) I feel (blank) because (blank).
On a side note, I love the note. While not reflective of the kind of invertebrate moaning I am prone to mock, it is not, on the other hand, one of my classic notes that reads as though penned by a random shakespearean insult generator.
Note: I may or may not send the note, viewing the note instead as an exercise for the other thing about the un or non invitation with the dinner. Isn't that what this is really about in the first place?
