Saturday, December 30, 2006

rant

Chrissake. I should be able to stupid trust [wheeze] my stupid brain [wheeze]to keep me alive while I sleep.

That one thing that happened:

It makes more sense from the standpoint of an impartial observer.

Friday, December 29, 2006

TV

I love TV! It's like having a roomate with a closed head injury.

Muzio Clementi unplugged

Szokoly's recording of the 6 Progressive Sonatinas [op 36] confronts the music world with these shocking revelations:

#1: You are not the only person in the world who has heard the sonatinas.

#2: The sonatinas are not the exclusive property of the Suzuki method of piano study.

#3: A grown-up named Bholslav Szokoly plays the sonatinas for his job.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

and I saw the movie Osama

Any time I am romantically involved with a man, I steal his pyjamas. And then when the man is gone and I'm going out to get a burrito, I pull the toggles on the fubu hoodie around my face and put on the boy pyjamas and swagger down Vernor looking tres menacing in the dark.

also I am reading a book by

John Irving, because each and every girl I am friends with has a book by this man in her bedroom. Down to the last girl. So I want to understand the magic ["Hilary, there's no *magic* in the book!" Sharon]. The first page is about a young man's complex relationship with his mother. I'm really more of a Harry Potter person.

so anyway

[yawn].I am going to do something very interesting with my hair.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

...

Given her static position on the big white couch, you would never have guessed that Hilary was headed for trouble.

"and now that I'm back, I have a few things to say"

mumbled Hilary in the big house: "First of all, must I chose between my dignity and an idiotic stuffed sheep in every scene?".

I guess that I just got

homesick.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

...

Every morning at the 7-eleven, immovable blocks of people loiter in the aisle by my chocolate chocolate chip muffin. For a long time I though that they were blind and deaf.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

coordinates


vector: eclaircissement fading into the dull forever.

position: supine [relative to grid]

reading: Textual Dynamics of the Professions .

Eds: Bazerman and Paradis

Notes: "Abrupt ending--consider adding the phrase or maybe we're just bitter ". [my italics, in margins of Fahnestock and Secor]

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

coffee


The bitter thoughts that prey on her on the porch in the sun /which highlights a shimmering layer of dust.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Woot!

Everyone has either :

a) a website, or

b) a grade that reflects the quality of their written work in Advanced Expository Writing, not your personal issues or concurrent preparation for the MCAT.

Time to go home and uncork a bottle of wavy watermelon detangler.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

O indistinct and unpronounceable god-slash-s-es.
Tonight I will sleep like a floating hoverlink at bottom=0.

Monday, July 31, 2006

"Quiet! I'm trying to finish my zen circle".

Ask Shashi how this zen circle magically drew itself while Hilary lay on the floor of the lab at 12:45 pm feeling her bracelet.

One wonders if the same phenomenon will work on my students' papers.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

What is it about a computer screen after hours that makes people evolve verbal tics and pant about word choice to their absent students?

Thursday, July 27, 2006



Ever since she first encountered the palace at 4am in an architectural theory book her mind redrew the palace wherever she looked.